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$GFI

The Greed and Fear Index once told me:
The index was indicating maximum greed, but the market flew down hard. WHAT THE FUCK?

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The Index Said “Greed.”
So I trusted it.

Charts were green, influencers were screaming “bullish,” and the Greed and Fear Index was maxed out — 94. Everything pointed up. So I went all in.
Next day? The market crashed. Solana tanked. The same people went silent. And I was left staring at a confident index… and an empty wallet.

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SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000 $GFI
LP: BURNT
TAX: 0% BUY/SELL

TECHNOLOGY

$GFI uses advanced AI to reconstruct the exact moment I made the worst financial decision of my life. Here's our patented algorithm in action:

YOUR LIFE, AFTER TRUSTING PEAK GREED

We’ve used AI to faithfully reconstruct what your reality looked like after you believed the market was “only going up

How to buy

Community

Join the rest of the cuck losers who paperhand like no tomorrow.

TRADE

Go to Pump.fun and trade in your SOL for $GFI and a lifetime of despair.

$GFI

CHECK YOUR WALLET'S MONEY IS ALL GONE HAHAHAHAH IMA KMS.

Meet the TEAM

CEO

"I cancelled my kid's piano classes so I could build this company."

Strategy

"My wife's boyfriend lent me some $SOL, and let me watch them have sex."

Developer

"dfSLKNanlsknfLDKNFslknfdklldknf!!!!!
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